meladoodle:

meladoodle:

in gta online, because im a female character i actually get people in cars coming up to me and beeping their horns to get me to get in their car. you can’t escape, ladies. i got men thirsty for my pixel puss

 btw i killed them all

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ya-um-no:

not-enough-fandom:

boywonder99:

(via)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

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thirstfollower:

when the person that you hate makes a mistake

image

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laughingdandelions:

Everyone who reblogs this by March 31st will have their url written on a piece of paper and left somewhere in New Jersey or any state I visit. 

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
213,607 notes   -  28 February 2014

every time you
tell your daughter
you yell at her
out of love
you teach her to confuse
anger with kindness
which seems like a good idea
till she grows up to
trust men who hurt her
cause they look so much
like you.
to fathers with daughtersrupi kaur (via rupikaur)
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sunnyinmalibu:

matthulksmash:

gdmw:

2003 MTV Movie Awards

The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…

IT BURNS

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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meladoodle:

you had me at “i’m a millionaire”

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onesmallvoiceintheuniverse:

Hannah Hart, everyone

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426

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
261,814 notes   -  28 February 2014